The Martini Shot Episode 13
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[Mouse Words] The song is okay, the video wow: to eat healthy so they live longer, you just suggest lifelong fasting. Hey, a tiny majority... at this sort of thing, but hey. I would be kicking myself if I didn't at least try to squelch the voter... the country are. Here's one about the peril of fascism in little bitty Crawford, TX, and one about how
[Mouse Words] The Bush daughters and their dad--not so complicated: Also, Kerry comes across as someone who'd be a good father to a daughter, while I bet Bush would be able to get more publicity mileage out of his kids if they were sons (not that he'd make a better actual father to a son than to a daughter, just that he'd look like a better father). He'd be able to put on a show of man-to-man, father-son bonding quite nicely.
[Mouse Words] Maybe she just needs to read the advice columns more: As I'm sure you know, advertising for a husband is considered normal in societies that favor arranged marriages. You live in Austin, I think, which has enough of an Indian population that there are probably some Indian newspapers, usually in English. Pick them up and look in the back, it is amazing how much marriage services dominate the advertising in these newspapers. It's a big business in some cultures, arranging marriages.
[Mouse Words] Voter intimidation: I've been seeing this story about how the Republicans are going into "urban" polling places in Ohio to make sure "fraud" doesn't happen all over the place. There's little doubt in my mind they've been instructed to look official and aggressively question racial minorities, especially women, before they vote. Everyone is disgusted at the obvious lie they are using to justify this behavior, which is that they think there's widespread fraud.
[Mouse Words] Seriously, it's okay to think your girlfriend is pretty, dude: Anyway, as Mink Stole points out, it goes both ways. There's no rule that women can't compliment their men for how they look. It's fun, too, because men don't expect it and can be counted on to blush or at least look embarrassed. Why should men have all the fun when it comes to flattering somebody?
[Flaming-martini.net] Flaming-Martini: The doctor comes in and asked me a few questions and has a little bit of bull shit small talk with me then right as I thought it was all over and I could put my clothes on and get the hell out of there the Doc starts to make me do all that breathing shit where he puts the stethiscope on my back and front and some how in the process he gets my hospital gown off and literally kicks it into the corner. So there I am, nothing but my boxer shorts, the Doc turns around in his chair and tells me to drop my shorts. A little stunned I hesitated as to which the doctor replied, "well hurry up we don't have all day." And so the nudity ensued. I looking down at the doctor curious as to what is next and he tells me, "Don't look at me, look as far left as you can." Being the naked mindless drone that I am, I did as he said.
[Themommyblog.com] The Mommy Blog: Just how much glue did I put in there? I was suddenly reminded of a Burt Reynolds movie I saw centuries ago where he is having an affair with Kim Bassinger, and somehow they managed to get glue all over their hands, and she tries to remove his belt but then can't put it down, and then the husband comes home and Burt hides in the closet, but then the toy Scottish terrier is clawing at the door, so Burt picks it up and holds it in his lap. Kim, meanwhile, is distracting her husband by asking him to look out the window with her hands and the belt behind her back, while jerking her head at Burt to start crawling out of the room, but of course now his hand is stuck to the dog's fur, so he has to crawl, commando style, across the huge bedroom suite, get into his car (quickly abandoning a futile attempt to fasten the seatbelt) and get out of the gated complex and past the security guard, steering with the dog stuck to his hand. Back in the bedroom, Kim puts her hands at her side, cracks the belt like a whip, and says, "Honey, we're going to do something different tonight!"
[Themommyblog.com] The Mommy Blog: 5:05 PM [email to husband, copied to coworkers] Well tootsies, we are STILL HERE. The spare bolt they flew in from LA didnt work out, so we are stuck waiting for the next repair attempt at 9:30 or 10 pm. Aaaarrrggghhhh. And I wasted time trying to talk the bastards into upgrading me to sit in first class with my minor travelling companion.
[Bothenook.blogspot.com] a geezer's corner: ribs, man do i love ribs: of course, if you LIKE your ribs leather tough and dried out, you can always set up your grill for standard q'ing and drop the ribs right over the coals in the traditional way. they'll still turn out darned good, because you don't have to spend a lot of time over the fire (remember, we boiled them the night before). be sure to watch and not burn them too badly though. slather on the sauce, drop them on, turn when the sauce starts to blacken, and pull off when the second side is smokin'.
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Posted at May 29, 2005 11:25 AM
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